Written by Duff
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Friday, 19 January 2007

image for Wotcher Cock? Noo College In London Town
You'll find us all - hoi! - doin' the Lambeff wolkaah!

Cor strewth! Would'ja Adam and Eve it squire? For it's just been announced that Mayor and King of London, Ken Livingstone, is setting aside funding for the Capital's first ever cock-en-ee college.

Newty Ken told The Spoof in his newty voice:

"I see this as a very important use of secretly siphoned off funding that's been brought to the capitals' coffers by the congestion charge.

So much has already been spent on sueveillance cameras, bus lanes and other snooping devices that we now collect more in fines than we know what to do with. So what better than to celebrate our rich laverlee Lahndon 'eritage?"

According to the press release there will be a PHD in Pearly Kinging and Queening, a diploma in Jellied Eels and a masters in making Pie, Mash and Liquor to name but a few of the courses on offer.

The campus will be set up in the famous Lambeth Walk district and the college is scheduled to 'frow' its doors open this March.

Horace Bachelor, head of the pearly kings and queens association said:

"Sweet ain't it? Nawh there's gonna be somfink good done with all thet old do-re-me what they've been collecting. Lavverly!"

Make Duff's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 2?

3 21 8 12

Go to top