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Wednesday, 17 January 2007

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Cheeky! "My arse is she with me for my money!"

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik who not only has a bizarre unpronounceable name, now sports a 'Cheeky Girl' on his arm.

The MP recently split with long term partner, an annoying Welsh TV weather girl & insists there was no overlap in their relationships. "I promise to you now that there was a 5minute interval between my old & new relationship here, hey you know you can trust me, I'm a politician!" declared Opik on BBC Radio Cambridge.

Opik, born Oprick changing it at age 20 for reasons unspecified has a series of high flying girlfriends over the last few years but says of 'Cheeky Girl ', Irimia, 24 that she's "fitter than her identical sister" & "enjoys her clever wit, fun loving nature & knowledge of pottery collecting dating the 1700's to present day".

It is thought the 'Cheeky Girls ' new single which coincidently is out now in all good record shops, is a cover of a Supergrass song called 'In It For The Money'. "It's such a great song says Irimia. But some people may take the title & compare it with my relationship I'm making here. I don't need the money, our music has made us millions already!".

Her identical sister has been seen secretly courting Oil giant Imran Texaco.

Cheeky Girls are famed for their naff dance moves, poor miming technique & ordinary looks. But you know you still would....

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