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Saturday, 13 January 2007

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"What's that funny looking wooden thing called?" Pete Doherty

Shock news today as it has been revealed that never out of the tabloids man, Pete Doherty, is going into a recording studio and actually intends making a record.

Doherty, who is famous for being the boyfriend of Supergirl, is rumoured to be a musician of some sort too but as yet there has been no conclusive evidence to substantiate this claim.

Top radio DJ, Simon Bates, told The Spoof:

"Somebody told me that he actually makes records but as far as I know he just seems to make a career out of getting busted for drugs offences. He was on the Live 8 gig last Summer, singing with Ben Elton, but he seemed to be totally shit from what I could see, so to tell the truth I'm not really sure if he is a musician at all"

Doherty is believed to be on a par, blagging-wise, with former Big Brother contestant, Jade, inasmuch as he has a high public profile but appears to have little or no talent and sod all to justify public interest.

His girlfriend's close pal Batman commented:

"This guy Doherty is a bigger joker than my archenemy the Joker if you ask me"

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