Shock news today as it has been revealed that never out of the tabloids man, Pete Doherty, is going into a recording studio and actually intends making a record.
Doherty, who is famous for being the boyfriend of Supergirl, is rumoured to be a musician of some sort too but as yet there has been no conclusive evidence to substantiate this claim.
Top radio DJ, Simon Bates, told The Spoof:
"Somebody told me that he actually makes records but as far as I know he just seems to make a career out of getting busted for drugs offences. He was on the Live 8 gig last Summer, singing with Ben Elton, but he seemed to be totally shit from what I could see, so to tell the truth I'm not really sure if he is a musician at all"
Doherty is believed to be on a par, blagging-wise, with former Big Brother contestant, Jade, inasmuch as he has a high public profile but appears to have little or no talent and sod all to justify public interest.
His girlfriend's close pal Batman commented:
"This guy Doherty is a bigger joker than my archenemy the Joker if you ask me"