Written by Bob Muppet
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Topics: Hell, Ozzy Osbourne

Tuesday, 9 December 2003

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It's Pay - Back Time Ozzy !

Paranormal investigators were looking into claims that a ‘bat out of hell' was responsible for the tragic quad bike crash in which Ozzy suffered horrific injuries.

It has long been thought that the bat population would get their revenge on the pop icon after he bit the head off a bat during a Black Sabbath concert.

Witnesses at the crash scene reported seeing a huge bat hovering over Ozzy seconds before the accident.

Derek Acorah, a top psychic investigator, confirmed that it was common for animals to seek revenge for acts of cruelty.

‘It's like that old saying that an elephant never forgets,' Derek stated.

‘It's lucky for Mr Osbourne that he only upset a bat, because an upset elephant would have caused him far greater injuries.'

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