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Wednesday, 10 January 2007

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Jolly green giant?

If you are anything like me you'll have most probably thought that grass is green but think again, because according to a boffin it is in fact blue!

Morgan Organ from Bootle told The Spoof:

"Yes that's right; grass is in fact blue. The only trouble is that most people can't see it; except for the chosen few and happily I am one of the chosen.

In 2000 BC my forefathers came to Earth from the planet Glurk and as part of their legacy to mankind, they confused the two colours blue and green. They told the boffins of the day that green was blue and vice versa. Hence the mix up" laughs the total berk.

We put Organ's findings to a very brainy guy who did extremely well on TV brain-boxes quiz, Mastermind, and he commented:

"This is quite frankly preposterous. I don't believe that I have heard a more hair-brained load of total shit ever. Bloody hell what next?"

The Spoof is holding a simple poll to try and sort this out for once and for all. Look at the picture we've printed and all you have to do is phone our premium rate number and leave us a voicemail telling us whether it's a green giant and blue sky or a blue giant and green sky.

We'll publish the results tomorrow.

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