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Wednesday, 10 January 2007

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Jamie Oliver at 'the Ivy' last night

Celebrity Chef, Jamie Oliver, is today denying that his manic lifestyle is taking its toll on him.

Jamie (17) has rarely been off our screens now for twenty years and stories abound that his speedy delivery and quick-fire style seems to be slowing him down of late.

Prime Minister Tony Blair, Jamie's guitarist, told The Spoof:

"J's OK guy. We was laying down some tracks only last week and he was cool. Drummin' up a storm"

We asked Noddy Holder for a comment and he said:

"Well rock and roll's a tough gig and you've gotta look after yourself. Jamie seems to be a switched on sensible guy and as long as he keeps off the dope and junk food he'll be OK"

Jamie was unavailable for comment last night but his Italian friend, Genaro Ifink, comments:

"Hey I makea you nicea pasta just likea Mama makea me. Justa taik a seat anda Luigi takea your order!"

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