London - (Ass Mess): A new political gossip site dedicated to retro-engineering Downing Street disinformation releases was launched today by a breakaway faction of tabloid insiders Slags Anonymous under the inimicable internet banner of Plonkette.com.
The site's first headlines are dedicated to unravelling the Blairs' financial history which is traced to the bargain-basement sale of their former Islington house Number 1 Richmond Crescent after the pair were successfully sued for defamation in 1996 and taken to the bankruptcy court for failing to pay costs and damages.
Equally tantalising is the story that Tony Blair and Ken Livingstone hushed up their massive gerrymandering scandal of selling lucrative house leases to convicted IRA terrorists in a housing regeneration scam that made Dame Shirley Porter's Westminster fiasco of the 1980s seem like a charitable deed by the Good Samaritan.
And not forgetting that other Good Friday accomplice at the Treasury, Plonkette slams Gordon Brown's £100 billion property heist of fake Crown Estate freeholds involving the Sultan of Brunei and thoroughbred horse whispering shyster Shaikh Mohammed McTomb Raider of Dubai.
Plonkette was launched at the weekend and has already received over a dozen threats of litigation in the slander/defamation courts.
But the owners behind the site are marching ahead gleefully after refusing to confirm or deny that a former top Commissioner of the Met is on their editorial advisory board along with Fleet Street veterans of the cold war era.