Written by victoria
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: University, Hell

Sunday, 7 December 2003

image for Roommate from hell?
Little did she know what lay ahead

Is this the description of a roommate from hell? One girl thinks so, namely the girl who is forced by law or summat to share a room at university with him. He goes by a different name everyday-that was the girl's first clue to something not being right, today we understand it's Chester.

Chester is very fond of annoying, embarrassing and completely humiliating his roommate Shingle, obviously he started with her name because lets face it there's a lot to do there… Chester can be commonly found speaking in tongues at Shingles' head and when she tells him that she doesn't understand he forces himself right into her face and calls her a racist-this often leads to the steaming up of her glasses.

Chester likes to kill insects with a monkey wrench while playing black lace anthems on a kazoo. If Shingles complains, he explains that it is for his performance art class
(And occasionally hits her with the wrench). This causes a lot of blood and distress. The sound of thumping radio static can often be heard coming out of their room as this is Chester's preferred choice of ‘noise'.

The last straw in a long line of straws for Shingles was when he moved his family into their room and didn't mentioned it to her, after she eventually noticed that something wasn't right she confronted her room mate who put a finger on her lips and told her to get back in her box.

I think we can all agree that the second presenter of crystal maze was nowhere near as good as that bald one, and it sure was a loss to kiddies when funhouse was decommissioned, oh and also it is very much a tragedy that Shingles has to put up with this insolence but unfortunately Chester's dad owns the university or the world or summat.

Make victoria's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 plus 1?

5 4 21 14

Go to top