London (UK) - Environmental groups have conveyed their gratitude and commendations to the producers of Big Brother UK for exemplifying the importance and benefits of recycling by launching the environmentally friendly 'Recyclable Celebrity Big Brother 2007' with recyclable celebrities.
Due to a severe shortage of real celebrities in the UK, Celebrity Big Brother 2007 has decided to preserve the environment by attempting to recycle talent in a bid to save our planet from catastrophic reality TV syndrome; a rare, yet deadly bad-taste TV disease. So, this years Celebrity Big Brother is officially called 'Recyclable Celebrity Big Brother 2007'. The first category of this experimental pilot consists of long forgotten and retired celebrities, whilst the second category consists of obscure and failed 'wannabe celebrities'.
In the category of its long forgotten and retired celebrities, there is film director Ken Russell 79, famous for the film 'Women in Love' from way back in 1969. TV actor Dirk Benedict 61, last TV role was in the 'A Team' back in the 80's. Singer Leo Sayer 58, who last reached number one in both the UK and the US in 1977 with the ballad 'When I Need You'. Singer Jermaine Jackson 52, last claim to real fame was in the 70's boy band the Jackson Five. And TV actress Cleo Rocos 44 was famous for her 1980s role as Kenny Everett's Miss Whiplash on his 1980s TV show.
In the obscure and failed 'wannabe celebrities' category there is Jo O'Meara 27, was famous for her body mutilation of piercing and tattooing rather than her role as a lead singer in the now forgotten pop group 'S Club 7'. Ian Watkins 30, was a singer and one of the five members of the now defunct pop group 'Steps'. Donny Tourette 25 is a lead singer for British punk rock band 'Towers of London' but is now more famous for swearing the cheering crowd as he entered the Big Brother house. Danielle Lloyd 23, disgraced Miss Great Britain who dated her judge Teddy Sheringham is a self confessed and proud-to-be WAG, who by now is famous for mentioning her boyfriend 'Teddy's' name a million times on her first night in the Big Brother house.