Reports today that an actual celebrity has been lined up to go into the Celebrity Big Brother house on Friday.
In a desperate attempt to get the show to live up to its title, broadcaster Enditall, is trying to secure the services of a real well-known star. Their spokesman told us:
"It's all about timing really. Basically all real stars are still on their extended holidays as they have loads of dough. The mob of has-beens and nobodies that we have in there at the moment can barely afford a weekend in Bognor. But we're hopeful of putting somebody in who actually is a celebrity real soon"
The Spoof can reveal that star names are: Michael Jackson, Britney Spears and Madonna but as for who may be going into the Big Brother house, well we haven't a clue actually.
Pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, is believed to be hovering around outside the house, as he's thinking of putting a band together after the show finishes consisting of Jacko's brother, Germaine Greer, Leo Sayer and those two that used to be in Steps and S Club 7, Christ knows what they're called. He told The Spoof:
"People in the UK are so gullible that they'd buy any old cack that's tied into some dodgy TV show"