A story emerging about the Royal revels at Sandringham last night when the country's top family decided to play some after dinner games.
A footman who does not want to be identified told us:
"Prince Harry got out Twister and the younger Royals had a go but had to abandon the game when the future king, Prince Charles, jiggered his back.
"Next it was charades and that sparked a right royal hoo-hah too, as allegations of cheating abounded when future king, Prince William, accused his future king dad, Prince Charles, of saying a clue instead of acting it out.
"The whole thing then ended in a game of hide and seek with Camilla being 'it' as the other Royals all jumped into a taxi and left her there on her own"
A visibly shaken Lionel Blair has told The Spoof:
I am rocked to my foundations to think that future king, Prince Charles, would cheat at my hit show 'Give us a clue'
Michael Aspel was unavailable for comment but is said, by a source close to him, to shocked and saddened by the news.