Fears tonight that pressure group, Fathers for Justice, have targeted tonight's Big Ben Bongs, scheduled to celebrate the arrival of 2007 around about midnight.
Sir Ian Blair, the Prime Minister's brother and head of the Met, told The Spoof:
"I'm really pissed off that these sad sods have made us look like tossers this year; what with them sneaking into Parliament, climbing up Buckingham Palace and Whitehall.
Well just let 'em try anything tonight and we'll be ready. I've got marksmen dotted all over the capital and if there's any funny business we'll be shooting first and asking questions later"
Garth Goodpops, alias The Green Lantern, said:
"I may or may not be planning a stunt tonight and it may or may not involve Big Ben but let me tell you this. Anybody that shoots and kills me will have me to deal with. Oh yes! I'll not let it lie there. I will stand up and be counted!"
When asked about his organisation having been infiltrated by hardliners he commented:
"No way son! We're a group of lovely dads and that's all there is to it"