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Saturday, 30 December 2006

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"I know what I saw. It was him all right. No doubt" Brian Boogaloo

Conspiracy theories are appearing already concerning the fate of Saddam Hussein.

A story doing the rounds on the internet says that he has, this afternoon, been seen manning the drive-thru window at McDonalds Peterborough.

Brian Boogaloo told our reporter:

"Yes it's true. We'd been doing shopping and the kids fancied a happy meal so we pulled into the drive-thru. I placed my order but couldn't remember where I'd seen the bloke taking the order before.

Then when I got home it came to me. It was Saddam and he was doing a bloomin' good job too. He seemed to have the hang of it all right and we got our food double quick"

Brian went on to add:

"Well done McDonalds for employing an ex-con. It just shows that these former dictators will turn their hand to anything given a chance. Pity old Pinochet pegged out or I'm sure he would have done a damn good job too!"

When we suggested that Brian was perhaps mistaken he said:

"I know what I saw. It was him all right. No doubt"

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