Vegetarian cat, Tiddles Smith, 3, from Chutney on the Fritz has declared vengance on his owners, Mr and Mrs Smith for feeding him a diet of meat for years.
The angry moggy says 'All of those hints I have been dropping, such as eating grass, stealing vegetables from their plates, licking the cactus for water, and they have not picked up on the fact that I do these things because if I didn't, I would starve'.
Mr Smith, 37, said 'Tiddles has always been a rather angry cat, and we thought it was just how he was. Now we know he is a vegetarian, we feel really guilty that the cat we chose is such a wuss'.
Tiddles went on 'Their insufferable child, Nathan says he is a vegetarian, and they put up with his lentil and cous-cous inspired witterings, why can't they show me the same respect'.
Mrs Smith said 'Tiddles is such a wuss. As a Cat, he doesn't even bring us birds in. What a waste of all of that Felix'.