Written by Mark Lowton

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Wednesday, 20 December 2006

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Today was mostly wet and cold

Following news that UK airlines have been forced to ground flights due to to heavy fog, it has emerged that the British public really are more interested in the weather than any other subject.

Statistics from the BBC News website have shown that an article posted this morning regarding BAs decision to ground all its Heathrow flights has remained the most read story throughout the day.

Lembit Opik's affair with 'Cheeky Girl' Gabriela Irimia has remained in the top five most popular, as has an article discussing baby names.

The opening of the inquest into the murdered Ipswich prostitutes failed to even enter the top ten. Perhaps they should have mentioned it was raining when the suspect was arrested.

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