In a vomit inducing move, former royal butler Paul Burrell, is releasing an interactive DVD game called 'Queen of Hearts' just in time for the last few mental days of the Christmas rush.
The game, based loosely on the last few months of Princess Diana's troubled life, goes on sale in Hamleys at midnight tonight.
The creepy sponger himself will be on hand to autograph copies sold and Hamleys are expecting business to be 'brisk'
Buckingham Palace released the following statement:
Nothing surprises us about this Comanche any longer. He is beyond the pale quite frankly. To seek to make money out of the nation's sweetheart is bang out of order.
Burrell's publicist, Rex Clifftop, told us:
"It's what Diana would have wanted and Paul knows that she will be up there looking down, giving this venture her full approval"
Prime Minister, Tony Blair, when told of this development said:
"I wonder how much it will be selling for"