A luxury UK prison in Boston, UK (logical), crowned as the 'cushiest' prison in the UK, only accepts meat-eating inmates because the canteen only serves pork from local pigs, and vegetarian or Muslim inmates cannot be allowed to go hungry!
The prison is pretty free range, and that's not just the eggs. Holiday makers in an adjoining holiday camp have even offered to pay to get in there because the food is much better, fun facilities for prisoners even better, the location, and views along the cliffs, spectacular!
Inmates go for walks along the cliffs, have their own keys, work in the local farms, are tucked in bed by prison officers every night, and read bedtime stories accompanied by lullaby songs before they enter dreamland!
The only slight problem in the prison is for veggies, and Muslims! Who would starve in there because local high class pigs provide the only menu possible, and cooks refuse to serve veggies with just veggies, they must either eat pork or go on a hunger-strike.
The prison director, a religious fanatic and devout meat-eater, and Muslim & veggie hater, interrogates all prisoners attempting to enter his luxury abode, and if they admit to being vegetarian or wear strange dresses, he boots them out. Many beg for forgiveness, and promise to become Christian, pork-eating murderers, thieves, or rapists because life outside is is too damn hard compared to the luxuries on offer inside!
Many local pensioners living on the breadline not able to afford a Sunday Roast, and forced to become veggies (spuds and cabbage are cheap in Boston), have also attempted to infiltrate prison walls by robbing local post offices with ancient peashooters, but the director also booted them out telling them, "what the fuck do you think my prison is, a fucking charity!"