Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump tweeted today that he is having his staff try to arrange a visit with the Queen. Although previous inquiries have been ignored, Trump is certain she will respond this time due to the important cause of his visit.
"I wish to consult with Her Majesty on how she has been so successful and managed to remain Queen so long. I personally, after my almost-year of experience, am convinced the U.S. would be better off with a King instead of a President, if the King were of as high a caliber as me. And since there is no one as caliber-high as me, I will ask the Queen her advice on how to convince the American people to make me King instead of President. Although I know it would be a big sacrifice for me, it is for the good of the whole country I do this" said Trump.