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Sunday, 8 October 2017

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Barry Chuckle, (no,not that one) is shocked to learn that he now has the option of doubling the length of his tweets.

The sexist fool gets himself into enough trouble with 140 characters, so just imagine what he could do with 280 instead?

Mrs Chuckle, (yes,there is one) said: 'My Barry is a bit of a tool when it comes to his people skills, but I cannot imagine what he would have to talk about. All he is his golf, his golf trousers, his golf jumpers, his collection of Marmite themed thimbles and Bernard Manning Jokes. What does he have to talk about on Twitter? I mean I have Gareth the plumber, and Bob the Milkman to discuss, but no-one knows about them'.

Mr Chuckle has 3 followers on Twitter. They all sell Golf equipment.

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