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Tuesday, 19 December 2006

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It's filthy - but gorgeous

Eyebrows were raised today when The Dewsbury Womens Institute unveiled their new charity calendar.

As Mrs Farthington-Smythe, spokeswoman for the WI, explained, "After the success of our topless calendar, some of the girls suggested taking things a step further and so we hired a top glamour photographer and embarked on our most ambitious calendar yet!"

The calendar, which features girl on girl and vibro sex, has been on sale since Tuesday and has recieved a XXX rating.

Not everyone, however, is pleased with the results. Local bishop, the Very Reverend Bob Screwdriver raged, "This is a fuckin' disgrace! These are middle-aged and elderly women engaged in hard-core pornography. August has a picture of Sister Elizabeth Huntington-Jones taking a dump on a glass coffee table for fuck's sake."

Mrs Farthington-Smythe is, however, unrepentant, "Yes it's hardcore filth and full of gratuitous hamburger shots, but we are raising money for a good cause and this calendar is selling like hot cakes, so far we have raised 13 million pounds. That's a lot more that the recent cake bake and tombola that the bishop had last year." she added

Dewsbury resident and local newsagent, Bill Sidebottom told our reporter today, "I think it's great, I've sold out three times already. My favourite is September which features Mrs Pilkington in the rectory with a chocolate hobnob."

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