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Saturday, 16 September 2017

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George would kill this cat

Normally we at Back and to the Left news don't see eye to lizard peering soulless eye with George Osborne. Probably because we are fairly decent, if not a little drunk, people. And he is a weird creature wearing a suit of human skin that's been pulled a little bit too tight.

But after his comments against about our current harpy (Prime Minister) we may be warming a little to George. That or finally his brain parasites have locked onto our thought waves and are now controlling our actions.

George said he "he would not rest until Mrs May was chopped up in little bags in his freezer" the probable fate of dozens of sex workers by this point in his life. Let's be honest if Farage made this threat you know he wouldn't be able to carry it through. All cock no balls that man. But Osborne?

This is the ruthless motherfucker who implemented austerity with a fucking smile plastered all over his alien face. He literally grinned as he brought in policies that were going to kill thousands of people and take away help from the most needy in British society. He is also the man who was confident enough to go on TV with a hairline that's receding faster than the Greenland ice sheets.

If George Osborne wants you dead he's definitely got the lack of conscience to make sure it gets fucking done.

Drown you in the bath? He do it while wondering why your eyes plead for air.

Stabbed in a ally? He'll enjoy the sensation of your hot blood flowing over his fingers.

Chopped up in little pieces and in his freezer? You know you're getting served up at his next Christmas dinner.

So Mrs May if you're going to take a threat seriously it should be Osborne. He's got previous.

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