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Topics: England, Cambridge

Wednesday, 13 September 2017

A large Emu has being spotted at large in woods near Cambridge and the discovery has Brexitiers up in arms!

Woods, normally home to good strong British animals such as foxes and badgers, are becoming over saturated with foreign looking birds.

Since the dawn of time traditional British animals have roamed our countryside without the fear of coming into contact with anything that can't trace it's British heritage back for ten generations.

Brave Brexitier Barry Paul said:

It's a disgrace! I mean what is an emu? An ostrich with an attitude problem that's what it is. You don't see proper British animals mooching around on two legs pretending to be people do you? Course not. Our animals know their place, on all fours, belly on the ground. Dirty foreign animals fleeing into our woods and mucking things up for the rest of us. I mean who does this "emu" think he is? Does he think he's better than me?

The emu wasn't available for comment but we imagine he was non plussed about the whole event.

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