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Monday, 18 December 2006

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Cheeky cheeky!

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik, is today being dubbed the 'cheeky boy' of British Politics.

He's turned love-rat and dumped his long-term girlfriend, TV weather girl Sian Lloyd, in favour of one half of the Romanian Cheeky Girls pop duo.

A source close to the MP said:

"Well why not? She's a tidy boiler all right. Have you seen her in those hot-pants? Aye caramba!"

Sian Lloyd fought back the tears as she told the nation about bands of showers moving westerly through Scotland and Northern Ireland.

The Chuckle Brothers were unavailable for comment but Duff, writer on satirical online paper The Spoof, made the following statement.

"I have not had to make any of this up (except the source and the Chuckle Brothers bits) and what's more I have not had to think about putting in any jokes at all. This story is a gift to anybody wanting to write funny articles and must be a Christmas present for us all"

Paddy Ashdown commented:

"Jammy sod. I wish I was him!" (I may have made that bit up too. oh yeah and the Sian Lloyd weathery bit but all the rest is straight up)

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