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Tuesday, 29 August 2017

image for Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show
Rest In Press, Diana

A group of tabloid editors, gravediggers and fashion designers have banded together to provide what may be the most astonishing fashion show in history. Princess Diana's rotting body has been exhumed, fitted and measured and is ready to hit the runways in London next week, in the comeback of the millenium.

"It's just what she would have wanted," said fashion correspondent Jenson Button. "She used to be the princess of our hearts, and now she's the stylish corpse of our hearts."

Photographers couldn't wait to catch a glimpse of the famous cadaver. Paparazzi Flash Scum said that he had already had a preview. "Oh, she looked fantastic. I mean, she maybe needs a bit more make up on her skull, but her hair was fantastic. And her dress was just...fantastic. There literally are no words to describe it."

Princess Diana can be seen at the Bone Hall, Cocks Helmet, Diddlington next Thursday. If the gig is successful then it is likely she may return for further public appearances.

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