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Friday, 25 August 2017

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Now these ferocious beasts are really frightening! US, patriotic Terminators are really deadly not Yorkshire Terriers!

A tiny Yorkshire Terrier proved to the world that his "bark was genuinely as big as his bite!"

A full grown, adult delivery man, not the postman, they belong to a different generation, attempted to enter the tiny terriers territory in downtown Kingston, UK, not Jamaica, and clocked the tiny terrier doing what most tiny terriers do, playing with his rubber bone in the garden.

Suddenly, the Yorkshire Terrier heard the gate open and he sprang into action, 10 inches off the ground, sped towards the delivery man, he panicked, fell arse over heels, and scratched his head before the "wild beast" could rip him apart!

After escaping, he informed the police who in turn, raided the house with armed officers wearing bulletproof vests and helmets! Meanwhile the tiny terrier was resting on his owners sofa after chasing away the intruder! The police broke into the house using a sledgehammer, the owner, a 75 year-old granny nearly died of a heart attack, and then they arrested the "Yorkshire Ripper" and dragged the tiny terrier into an awaiting, fully barred black maria!

After discovering that the tiny terrier was not quite the ferocious beast that the delivery man described, its owner was allowed to take it home and the delivery man was given a bill for calling out the "Old Bill" just because he panicked in grave fear in front of a beastly Yorkshire Terrier!

The tiny terrier is now recovering from its ordeal and its owner has hung up a sign on the gate stating, "Enter at your peril, a ferocious Yorkshire Ripper resides here, LMAO!"

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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