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Friday, 11 August 2017

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Punk Lord Iggy Pop is heading the German budget supermarket advertising campaign, a "Dandy Choice!"

It seems there is no letting up in today's modern world of sexual freedom and a German budget giant supermarket has decided to jump on the "Anything Goes Parade" by launching a brand new range of underwear for him and her and her and him!

Their latest advertising campaign on the Emerald Island (Ireland for non-English speaking readers) has images of women's knickers for men and, men's Y fronts for women! Tight female tops for men and vice versa for women! The only thing they did not advertise was bra's, because men only wear them after the operation!

They also issued a health warning to hunky or overweight men wearing naughty knickers on building sites, in factories, or working as plumbers, heating engineers, etc, where kneeling down is necessary and, a slit often appears; these female/male undies are not suitable for heavy duty!

Women desiring to wear a male shaped Y front underpants have also been warned to still sit down whilst having a pee because the slits are not round enough to allow freedom of flow (if you get what I mean)!

Jaggedone, has decided not to jump on this latest "Transgender" fashion craze being pushed by cheap supermarkets and is sticking to good old fashioned, yellow-stained long-johns, cowboy style; not the Breakback Mountain version!

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