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Friday, 28 July 2017

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Never judge a Ferrari by its interior! Sit in the damn thing first and then try and get out if you're over 55!

Driving a Ferrari is not quite what it seems as a Sheffield owner of the very expensive car decided, "enough is enough, get me out of here!"

He decided to speed down a curvy, country lane at top speed, open the door, leap out, and let the "Red Beast" crash into a nearby field, overturn, and then he set the thing alight!

Police inquiring about the strange accident found the owner sitting against a tree, dazed, slightly injured, and not drunk. When they asked what happened he replied;

"Is the damn thing a total right off?"

"Yes," replied the police officer, "and totally burnt out!"

"Thank the heavens for that! It was punishment getting in and out of the thing! My knees, my back and legs went through torture every time I sat in it, and those bimbos hustling and always asking me for a ride, and the amount of 'blow jobs' they offered me just to get in the thing, incredible! Man, I am happily married and thank god the thing is now a wreck because I'm a physical one!"

"But sire it was worth over 200k Grand, aren't you upset?" The dumbfounded police officer inquired!

"No way, at least I have enough money now to buy my dream car, a Fiat 600!"

On hearing that the police officer asked for urgent medical back-up because it was obvious the Ferrari owner had suffered severe brain damage during the crash; or not?

You answer that one!

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