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Tuesday, 18 July 2017

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Not quite a bagpipe blowing granny, but he'll do!

A renowned cheap ticket airline, that originates from the Emerald Isle called Ireland, took offence when a Scottish granny attempted to smuggle her bagpipes on board a flight from Belgium to the UK!

It seems the granny was hoping to entertain the passengers with hearty renditions of fabulous Scottish songs like, 'Donald where's ya trousers,' 'Scotland the Brave,' 'Black Bear," and many others. However, the stewardesses called the Belgian police, told them she was a Scottish terrorist attempting to disrupt a fundamental Irish tradition on board the airline (nicking everybody's money), and she was ejected because Ireland is still in the EU and Scotland not!

After protesting loudly and blasting her bagpipe music into the ears of the poor Belgian police and passengers, she was finally dragged off the plane playing a hearty rendition of a Royal Scots Dragoon fav, 'Heilan Laddie!'

Whilst being shoved down the stairs of the plane she lifted her kilt and flashed her underparts to the astonished passengers, and 2 gay stewards; they puked in the gangway!

The Scottish bagpipe playing granny is now being transported back to Bonny Scotland, bagpipes and all, on a British Airways flight, and has been promised to be allowed to blow all the songs she wants to show how stupid the Irish are, and Belgians / Europeans anyway!

Theresa May has recommended that the Scottish granny be given an OBE for her services in honor of Brexit, a hard exit, and stinky fingers up to the Irish, Europe, but not the DUP, who she adores!

Boris Johnson has asked her to play at his wedding; god save us all!

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