The hot, scorching summer weather in the UK, a rarity indeed, sometimes does peculiar things to people. A group of schoolboys in Exeter, Devon, turned up at school wearing girls skirts, not kilts!
The boys felt they were being discriminated against during the heatwave because girls were allowed to wear their skirts (which they tend to discard as they enter adulthood, a rare occurrence actually?), and boys were forced to wear long trousers. So in a protest, they donned skirts!
After the heatwave many boys insisted on wearing the skirts further because of a sense of freedom, fresh air, and no more clammy underpants claiming they had watched hunky men during the Highland Games wearing kilts enjoying their freedom too!
The headmistress, wearing trousers, asked the boys why they love their skirts and here are some of the answers:
"Well miss, my balls are now swinging freely and it is easier to whip up my skirt whilst peeing, I don't need underpants, and I have no fear of zips anymore?"
"Well miss, riding a bike can be embarrassing, let the wind blow high, but the girls love my sexy legs, so why not?"
"Well miss, I have touched my feminine side and my dad gave me a punch on the nose warning me not to be gay! I hate him anyway, and mum loves my skirt!"
"Well miss, wearing long trousers in the heat is like being boiled alive, so wearing my skirt is like wearing a fridge, cool man!"
So there you have it, The Kinks once sang; "Boys will be girls and girls will be boys!" And boys feeling their feminine side now and that is not a crime any more; in fact Jaggedone loves feeling his wife too!