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Sunday, 2 July 2017

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So this is the "invisible enemy" we are thwarting for 3.7 billion! A fucking Iceberg from Russia!

James Bond will now be sent to find out if the 3.7 billion nicker spent by the Royal Navy is a good investment of British taxpayers money! THE UK government are relying on James infiltrating enemy lines and discovering if there is an enemy or not? However, it matters not if there isn't anybody wishing to attack the UK because the Royal Navy are blowing the money anyway and have been ordered by Nr 10 to invest taxpayer's money to save our nation from who?

Yes UK citizens, this is not a film or fantasy, this is reality, your hard earned money is being invested in thwarting an enemy that doesn't even exist because Russian submarines are really not interested in blowing the UK to kingdom come. Putin has better things to do!

So the 3.7 billion according to, Mrs MAY (lost her) MARBLES, leading our great nation into a dark, deep abyss, feels it is necessary to waste 3.7 billion on new frigates instead of maybe investing the bucks on the NHS, nurses pay, pensions, or anything that might be of use to Brits suffering under austerity, and the soon to be financial disaster of Brexit!

James Bond does not give a f++k because him and Blofeld are just fantasy and who cares anyway! However, fantasy and fear-mongering are obviously a major part of the May, Conservative intention of being strong enough to thwart an attack from an invisible, non-existent enemy, just like Bond did.

Oh BTW Mrs May, Farage and BOJO; how much money is the UK saving for the NHS when we leave the EU? OK, bullshit, let's blow that amount on a bit of frigate, fantasy, Brits obviously love that!

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