Written by Jaggedone
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Thursday, 29 June 2017

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Potty training starts in later life in British society!

Modern day mums seem to be losing the basics of bringing up their loved ones because kindergartens all over the country are being confronted with a nappy invasion!

Children, even up to the ripe old age of nine have been discovered wearing nappies! Kindergarten teachers are being overwhelmed with kids entering their school with their mums and dads with spare nappies in their hands just in case a mishap happens during school time!

Jaggedone sent his special CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) "Pampered" junior school reporter, Billy Bedwetter-Crapper, along to one kindergarten to find out what all the "stink" is about and here is his report after talking to one teacher:

"Well in all my years of teaching tiddlies I have never experienced this! OK, now and then we have to mop up a puddle or two. We even have to sit them on a potty if they feel the urge but, nappies in playschools, god forbid! What the hell are these mums teaching their nippers? And why are they still wearing the damn things when entering play schools?"

Star CIA reporter, Billy Bedwetter-Crapper, feeling quite moist, then asked a mum why her 5-year-old little angel was still wearing a nappy:

"Well luv I have more important things to do than sit for hours listening to him screaming on the potty. I have to check my messages on my smartphone, follow Facebook, tell my mum the latest news on What's Ap, listen to Spotify, watch Eastenders, go to the supermarket and get my unemployed lazy git of a husband his fags, booze, pizza and The Daily Star! I aint got no time to potty train him and nappies from Lidl aint that expensive, they're German and very good!"

There you have it, straight from the old cow's mouth, and Pampers and Co are loving every minute of 9 year-olds still wearing their nappies!

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