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Wednesday, 28 June 2017

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"I don't think that imbecile has a brain in his hand" spoke the Queen, in a rare candid statement.

Washington, DC President Donald Trump, after hearing something about Brexit on Fox News, immediately began tweeting.

"I would like to meet with Queen Elizabeth to warn her about getting out of breakfast. It is not a good idea for Britons and if you follow through with skipping breakfast it is not a good thing and you will get tired during the day because breakfast is the most important meal of the day and skipping it would be a HUGE mistake," said the Donald in six or seven tweets.

When told that:

1. The Queen has nothing to do with Brexit, and
2. It's Brexit, not breakfast-

Trump refused to comment further, saying the BBC was trying to create fake news and had the White House and Trump Tower bugged.

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