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Topics: gun control

Thursday, 15 June 2017

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Poor piggies, they get the blame for everything!

Hertfordshire UK: Police stormed a BBQ party after a nosy neighbour complained about the stench of burning meat; she's a vegan! However, initially the police ignored her call for help because there ain't no law against BBQing dead meat (well not yet anyway).

The smoke got more intensive as dad next door bunged pork chops, steaks and sausages on the BBQ leaving the neighbour totally stressed out. She then swore she heard the sound of gunshots as pissed up, meat devouring BBQ guests got louder and louder, so she called the police again and this time they reacted!

As squad of armed police stormed the back garden dressed in bulletproof clothes, raised rifles and a bomb disposal unit was also there just in case ISIS terrorists attending the barbie (although ISIS terrorists tend to avoid burnt pork).

Dumbfounded by the arrival of the police, and smothered in BBQ smoke and grease, dad screamed, "what the fuck are you doing here?"

"Sir we were told there were gunshots being fired!" A police officer replied.

"Yeah, of course, my boys were playing Cowboys and Indians (The red ones) you f'ing idiot!"

The BBQ party was stopped, dad arrested for using profane language to a policeman, and the neighbour is now disinfecting her house because the stench of dead meat is clinging to the wallpaper!

As for the kids, they were sent indoors to watch Batman (RIP Adam) instead of The Lone Ranger and Tonto on TV because racist games in public are not allowed anymore...

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