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Wednesday, 31 May 2017

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If you wear a "Bitch on tour" T-shirt then flaunt them just like this B B!

If you are planning a hen party on a Spanish Island and wearing a "Bitch on Tour" T-shirt, forget it! A group of young ladies was ejected from the plane because their T-shirts were found not appropriate by the airline!

A non-gay tour operator offered the following explanation: "We do not mind rude T-shirts worn by a bunch of horny lassies on our planes, but they have to be at least wet and revealing! What's the point of wearing a rude T and not proving the point that you are a real bitch?!"

The to-be-married hen was totally devastated after being ejected off the plane with her mates and offered the airline a compromise; her party of good looking, well proportioned ladies would fly topless and disregard the rather lame T-shirts!

The airline and tour operator agreed and even offered them a first class service if they were prepared to parade up and down the aisle pushing trolleys in front of a bunch of Brit lager louts! They agreed but, only if the boys kept their hands to themselves, and no pinching!

After landing in Mallorca the Hen Party was arrested by Spanish Police after parading their boobs inside the airport because their T-shirts were left in the UK. However, they appeared shortly after being released wearing T-shirts with the following text:

"Spanish Police love UK horny bitches!"

Promises to be quite a Hen Party on Mallorca!

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