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Friday, 26 May 2017

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Mr. Mason and Daisy looking cultured.

The wish Perry Mason has been asking for all his life has arrived!

HotDog.com has exclusively discovered that the former cabaret dancer and singer recently underwent full gender reassignment surgery, and is now legally considered a woman.

He changed his name to "Elizabeth WindsorII" to go along with the sex change.

Mason, 96, underwent the merciless surgery four weeks ago, an insider told HotDog. The medical procedure involved turning Elton's disfuntional genitalia into that of a woman. He was excited with the results, but didn't expect a long recovery

After the surgical demolition on his old brittle body, Mason thought he had a urinary tract infection, but it was simply the discomfort from the procedure.

During the surgery, he was allowed to keep his life long partner an Afganistani terrier dog, named "Daisy" by his side to comfort him.

A rare breed, Daisy comes from a line of sheep dogs that are known to scare wolf's away who have a fear of the unknown.

After his astonishing recovery, Mason was spotted over the weekend wearing an 1800's antiquated dress taking "Daisy" for a walk to the park. Not a single man turned his head to look at Mr. Mason.

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