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Friday, 21 April 2017

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They will burn in hell

MOSCOW - Russia's Supreme Court declared Jehovah's Witnesses, a Christian denomination as an extremist organization, banning the group from operating after accusing them of following the teaching of Grigori Rasputin.

The order was given by the Justice Ministry a well known puppet of the rich and the affuent. He demanded the denomination be "liquidated" after accusing them of forcing girls to swallow two raw eggs served in tall glasses, claiming it came from the body of Jesus in their Sacrament.

People were also made to bath in orgies and to repeat Satanic verses while indulging in scat.

Viktor Zhenkov, a lawyer for the denomination, said Jehovah's Witnesses do practice flatulence and blood letting with leaches but it was an innocent form of purification. He states he will appeal the decision.

Peasants in villages claim bodies have vanished from cementaries and they had feces and blood smeared on their front doors since Jehovah's Witnesses started knocking on people's doors.

Chinese residents came forward to say they cleaned out the village of cats after it was blamed on a group of Jehovah's Witnesses who were asking for food in the village.

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