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Wednesday, 5 April 2017

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Parliament spent the day looking up "Brexit" on the Internet.

Ottawa, Canada Canadian officials today confirmed that they are reaching out to the European Union in an effort to join.

"We think there is probably a big vacancy in the EU what with Brexit and all, aye!" spoke a Canadian official.

"Aye, and we hear Scotland's going to try to join too so we think we've got a good chance if they get in, aye?" spoke Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

"Aye, it'll be good for Canada to get a fresh start, what with coins called loonies and all, y'know?" spoke famed Canadian, Celine Dion. "I've been to Europe and I like the look of Euros better than loonies. I think that's important for a country's image!" she said.

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