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Thursday, 30 March 2017

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Whose Bum is he licking?? And in which supermarket does he shop, Lidl or Aldi?

Thousands of Brit, cheap shoppers (many hypocrites among them too, in fact they were the majority) stood dumbfounded in front of closed doors at their fav cheap supermarkets today screaming:

"Vat have you done?"

It seems that in an over-night Blitz action, Aldi and Lidl, have closed their stores in the UK and done a "Gerxit!"

Jaggedone, who resides on the other side of the world, Holland (might as well be!), sent his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) army of retail reporters over the non-existent border into Germany to listen to a board meeting being held in the HQ's of both German supermarket giants. They sent this live recorded message back to Jaggedone's HQ in Holland without a 35% import tax; here it is:

"Zese dummkopf Brits do no vant our cheap supermarkets and only vant Brit Sainsburys and Tesco, OK, zen zey vill only have zem, ve are doing a Gerxit! Ve gave ze Brits cheap alternatives, caused ze Price War (No not that one, the third one) and now ze Brits can have zer expensive supermarkets back, because ve are going to Bulgaria, Poland and Romania, vere ve vill open thousand of shops and take ze EU vorkers vith us back to zer homes!"

So there you have it, and this is just ze (sorry) the beginning because Siemens, BMW, Miele, Bosch, Mercedes, AEG, and a multiple of other "so-called" British companies owned by foreigners will be doing the same very soon.

BTW, Prime Minister May was last seen exiting her favourite English supermarket, Harrods, owned by Arabs, and jumping in her Jag, owned by Indians. Harrods is of course no-go territory for the majority of Brit Brexit voters because they can't afford the pleasure....

Don't mention the war!!! (Which one?)

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