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Tuesday, 2 December 2003

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Welshs' Last Book Porno

Scottish writer and "ex-junkie" Irvine Welsh, of Trainspotting fame has died from a drug overdose, overnight in his London apartment. His publicist has released a statement to the media and Welshs' fans stating that "although he gave a lot to society through his publishing, he couldn't hide the fact he had a heroin problem".

Irvine Welsh had been doing some apparent "research" for his third book in the Trainspotting series, which was followed recently by Porno, his last book, when he suddenly rolled over and started shaking, and his eye balls rolled around his head. His best friend and confidant, who's name was not released was in company with Mr Welsh when the fit occurred. He soon left the room to get water and when he came back, Mr Welsh had died. Police are looking into a murder investigation, but we all know it was an overdose. Or perhaps his friend who was also a junkie did it because Irvine Welsh is famous for promoting Junkies and he what's some of the money. Either way, god bless his soul.

While this comes as a shock to us at The Spoof, we are deeply saddened by the loss of such a great writer and an even better junkie, his claim to fame, for Irvine Welsh, I sing this for you #HAAANNNDDSS.... TOUCHING HANDS....REACHING OUT...TOUCHINGS HANDS....TOUCHING YOU!!!!#.

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