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Saturday, 11 March 2017

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The Queen has a large picture of Trump in the basement of Buckingham Palace to show the Corgis who to attack.

London, England The Queen sent a strong message overseas today as she sent the man she calls a "raconteur," a cease-and-desist order to stop contacting her about using one of the royal castles for his family to stay in while visiting.

The Queen sent her first, and very stern, communication to Trump while he was still campaigning to become President and asked to use Windsor Castle for his daughter Ivanka's jewelry displays while she was visiting. He promised the Queen he would make it "worth her while."

Of late, President Trump has once again renewed his request for the free use of a royal castle for a scheduled summer meeting with the Prime Minister, prompting the Queen to take immediate legal action.

God Save the Queen!

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