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Monday, 20 February 2017

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This man believes his dog Whitey is overly politically correct because he sometimes humps other male dogs

A survey among conservative bloggers has found that a majority of them believe political correctness is currently the greatest threat to humanity, ahead of terrorism, climate change, poverty, or a giant asteroid strike.

Right wing website owner Pete Slime thought the survey made sense. "I can't believe people worry about things like the poor, or World War Three," he said. "I'm far more annoyed that a tranny in my town is asking people to call him 'she'. Not that I ever would talk to someone like that anyway. Those snowflakes really upset me."

Donald Trump supporter Jimmy "Red" Neck agreed. "We've had eight years of a black president, I mean how much more politically correct can you get. It's about time we got back to whites only, so that's why I voted for Trump."

Brexit cheerleader Gimp Stutter thought that maybe the PC brigade were to blame. "They keep stuffing it down your throat. I mean, I only ever talk to other right wingers in my echo chamber, and even I never hear about anything else than bloody political correctness. It truly has gone mad."

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