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Saturday, 18 February 2017

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Tony "Bandwagon" Blair

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work".

According to sources, Blair now spends most of his time in his study scrolling through his Autobiography with a red pen highlighting the worst parts. "FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS"! is said to echo down the corridors of Blair's mansion in central London late at night just after he has read George W Bush his bedtime story over Skype. Blair is said to believe that the only truthful news story published in his entire tenure was an article in The Sun claiming D:ream song "Things can only get better" was his ringtone.

Blair is now said to announce at his lucrative after dinner speeches that the failure to find Saddam Husseins weapons of mass destruction was "an alternative fact and he got more votes than anyone ever".

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