White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office.
'He turned over tables,' reported one source, 'upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw paintings out of smashed windows onto the White House lawn.'
'He was beside himself with fury about the judgement of the 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals,' said one aide, 'in which three judges unanimously refused to block the Seattle court ruling that halted the president's ban on US entry by citizens from seven, mainly Muslim, countries.'
During his rampage, the president was reported to have screamed: 'I'm the goddam president. I can eat all the ice cream I like; have friends for sleepovers when I want; stay up late; look at whatever I want on the Internet; demonise any group of people I don't like, and do anything else I damn well please. I can, I can, I can, I can!!!'
'He was inconsolable for many hours,' added Doris Hoover, the cleaner employed to keep the Oval Office tidy. 'When he'd stopped stamping his feel and banging on the walls, he just sat down on the floor and cried. I was real cross with him at first as it's gonna take me ages to get the room right again. I then felt sorry for the poor little fellow, sat down beside him and gave him a cuddle. He told me between sobs that it was all sooo unfair. He couldn't understand why "so called God" had let "so called judges" in "so called courts" be so horrid to him.
Greta Mindstein, a leading US psychologist, has pointed out that, although alarming, this behaviour is characteristic of a normal developmental phase. 'Usually, however,' Ms Mindstein explained to reporters, 'this stage tends to have passed by the age of five or six - and certainly long before a person is eligible to become president of the United States. It's an effect of what Freud called "infantile narcissism"' she clarified, 'and derives from the greatly exaggerated sense of self-importance that many very young children develop from their natural tendency to see themselves as the centre of their universe.
'Rational grown-ups placing boundaries on such behaviour,' Ms Mindstein continued, 'is part of a learning process. In the case of the president, the recent constraint on his behaviour - and others that will inevitably occur in the near future - should ultimately be internalised as he progresses towards emotional maturity.'
A senior presidential advisor has confirmed that the president has begun to feel a lot more cheerful as time has passed since the Appeal Court ruling, and is looking forward to going to the park to play baseball with his friends and then having his favourite burgers for supper.