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Tuesday, 17 January 2017

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He would have been so proud of our Theresa!

Theresa May has made it transparently clear in her Brexit speech today that the UK does not want anything to do with Europe any more! She is pulling the plug and Europeans are hoping she sinks down her own plughole when Britain withdraws back on the island!

"I am determined to sever all ties with Europe! The Channel Tunnel will be closed. No more ferry crossings from Dover to the continent! Easy Jet and Ryanair transporting cheap Brits to their European destinies will no longer fly! Brit passengers can have their wet, cold and expensive holidays on the island! All European car plants on our wonderful island will be closed leaving plenty of choice; Japanese and Trump's superb US guzzlers are much better than BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, VW, Renault, Volvo, etc. and who the hell needs a Ferrari or Fiat? And as for Lidl and Aldi; aufwiedersehen!

"I will make Britain great again and we will lick the bums of Trump's government until those damn Europeans beg us to come back! And we will also be joining Trump's and Putin's NWO because that's what we Brits do when we are in trouble, ask Big Brother, the USA, to bail us out!"

So, there you have it Europe, GB will no longer be a part of you and even English football teams will now play in a Trans-continental league with Miami and Co, and all Europeans participating in England will be deported as unwelcome, money grabbing hyenas!

The future is looking much brighter for the UK now Theresa has shown her true colours and one of her very close advisers told my CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) why she is saying "adios" to Europe; she studied Mein Kampf!

Adolf would be proud of her!

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