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Sunday, 8 January 2017

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Research suggests that there would be less complaints if the PJ's looked like these

A man has finally come out and exclaimed what were all thinking....no nothing about your rash or what cream you should use. Fucks sake it's not all about you.

He posted a picture of two women idily roaming through the giant food depositary that is known as TESCO wearing their PJ's. The PJ's weren't in any way sexy or revealing they were just PJ's and gave onlookers the impression you had no self respect.

John Brinder of the International Society of Outragement and Dissatisfaction Against Things That Literally Don't Fucking Matter But Will Get More Newspaper Inches Than Stories About MP's Being Paedophiles Or The UK Government Selling Shit Tonnes Of Weapons To Unscrupulous Governments said: Once again this is a strong example of modern day family values and British traditions being eroded. Who's to blame? The EU? Corbyn? Unions? Probably all three to some extent.

Nora Windows a local mother of 36 had a different take on the picture: As long as I can't see her bum I couldn't care less. Well I could.

And she did. Finally we grabbed Nige Farage for a quick political viewpoint on the developing crisis.

"When people stand up and talk about the great success the EU has being, I don't think they really believe it themselves anymore."

Stirring stuff there Nige

No we couldn't give less of a shit about this story but our editor said if we didn't start turning in more work that wasn't just thinly veiled rants at the Tory party we'd lose our jobs. Thanks Tory Britain.

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