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Thursday, 8 December 2016

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Maybe this clown would have been a better choice to represent British interests abroad! Burp!

Saudi Arabia and Iran seem to have reacted quite insulted because BOJO has charged into their airspace like a bull in a China Shop; what's new?

After lying and cheating to the British public over Brexit, he was then appointed Foreign Minister by Maggie May (She would have done a better job than the real one) and straight away kissed Donald Trump's butt. He then got pissed with Nigel Farage in their "after piss-taking party knees up" celebration after succeeding in pulling the wool firmly over the British electorate's eyes.

Now BOJO has reached even greater foreign diplomacy heights by publicly accusing Saudi Arabia and Iran of pissing up Putin's tree in the Middle East! What a diplomat our Boris is!

Saudi's being Saudi's have issued an arrest warrant on BOJO, and if he ever lands in Dubai for a 6 star hotel holiday, they will arrest him and hack his left hand off, "damn infidel," they said. Iran have also sent their Secret Service over to the UK in an attempt to kidnap the most idiotic buffoon ever to have held the position of Foreign Minister since genocidal crusader and renowned piss-artist, Richard the Lionheart.

Sadly, Iranian attempts to remove BOJO from the public eye have failed because their agents are enjoying following BOJO around exclusive London nightclubs too much! And BOJO being BOJO, keeps sending bottles of ridiculously expensive champagne over to their table in a sign of British goodwill and high-level diplomacy!

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