Uri Geller was in hospital last night, with surgeons battling to reattach his severed penis, after a charity wankathon went horribly wrong.
The Israeli paranormalist was rushed into surgery at St Guys in London, after a stunt for Children in Need went awry.
Geller, 64 had been taking part in a charity 'wankathon' with fellow celebrities Jason Donovan and 'Deal or no deal' host Noel Edmonds.
It is believed that Mr Geller was in the lead when suddenly, his part just fell off.
Wankathon host, Terry Wogan, told us last night, "In hindsight, it may have been a mistake to have Uri doing the stunt, what with his special powers and all but he was so keen that there was just no stopping him."
Geller, famous for spoonbending and other pointless activities, is said to be comfortable in hospital today.
A doctor told us, "After a gruelling eight hour operation, we have succeeded in reattaching his nob. He is currently sedated and wearing boxing gloves."
The Spoof wish Mr Geller a speedy recovery.