It has been revealed today that the Government plans to step up its installation of surveillance cameras around the country.
A report, commissioned by Tony Blair, into their effectiveness has revealed 'gaping holes' in the system and it appears that there are still a few places where we can't actually be videoed.
But from July 2007 the PM has guaranteed that it will be impossible to go anywhere in the UK without being caught on camera. If he does not deliver on this promise the he's promised to resign.
"People welcome the fact that they are living in the Orwellian nightmare scenario here in Britain. They feel safer and so do we because we know we can 'knick' them for minor misdemeanours and traffic offences and make a fortune for the Exchequer" says the Big Cheese.
The Spoof understands that if Labour is elected for a record fourth term, then it will push for all homes and businesses to have Government controlled camera equipment installed in every room in every house and workplace throughout the land.
A spokesman for the Government said:
"This is a marvellous initiative as it is going to create millions of new jobs employing people to watch all the monitors etc. Unemployment will be a thing of the past"