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Friday, 5 August 2016

So George Osborne is to receive a honour in Cameron's resignation honours list. Why anybody would want to receive a commendation from the Prime Minister who took us out of the European Union is beyond us but then again were not that educated. George, who has often looked like a man desperately trying to understand the human race, was binned off as Chancellor by new PM Teresa May after she was put off by his smile.

His honour in the "Tory lizard who's managed to look the most comfortable in his human skin suit" category has come as no surprise to Georges friends.....

There was meant to be a quote here from one of them but we couldn't
find any. Friends that is.

There is a general feeling of contentment over the announcement as it gives the rest of us who are useless at our jobs hope. Hope that our incompetence, weird hair and lack of basic maths skills will eventually pave the way forward for a MBE.

We have to admit although we have never met George personally we have listened to several of his press conferences. The high pitched reptilian whine he emitted was always useful in scaring away feral children from raiding our bins.

But George leaves having left a massive imprint on the country. Namely in the shape of food banks and waves of dead disabled people.

CBE. Cunt Of The British Empire.

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