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Wednesday, 20 July 2016

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Boris Rump, Britain new Foreign Secretary, has upset US Presidential Republican nominee Donald Duck by commenting that Donald's wife is 'a foreigner with an accent from Russia'.

A furious Donald has defended his wife Plagiarisky against Rump. In a statement on Fox News Rump declared the British Foreign Secretary a 'Diplomatic disaster'. 'Rump is shooting off his mouth like a bat out of hell' he declared.

The Republican Congress has advised Britain's new Prime Minister Theresa
Maynot that 'Boris must go if diplomatic relations between Britain and America are not to break down.'

Conservative backbenchers however are urging the PM to stand firm against the Americans. 'We can go it alone' said one 'we don't need Europe and we don't need America we have the Empire and it is about time we brought the Yanks to heel'.

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has offered to make peace between Britain and America.

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